That’s the sound of the motherfvcking bus that just ran you over coming back around for round fvcking two!
Want to boil Folk’s blood? Disorient Folk with some bullshyt and then hit Folk with a fvcking bus! Then instead of taking off and securing your escape without being notice, drop that shyt in reverse and attempt to finish off the fvcking job!
Folk can’t stand people who can’t take responsibility for their own mistakes and errors. …

A Lake County mother was arrested at a children’s splash park after her white shirt got wet. Now, she’s suing the city of Tavares over her arrest. She told WFTV police took an embarrassing situation and turned it into discrimination.
A hot day in April at the Tavares splash park turned into Janet Lovett’s own personal nightmare. She took her 7-year-old son to cool off, but before the day was done she found herself behind bars, facing an arrest record …

WARNING: Because of the fvcked up puritan laws of the United States of America I must warn you that this post is going to include some fvcking nudity. If you are under the age of fvcking 21… ::laughs:: can you believe this shyt, that in America you have to be at least 21 years of age to consume adult beverages and watch images that may cause sexual arousal? ::laughs some more:: Okay seriously, …

Please take a moment to digest the following snipit:
“(CNN) — President Obama’s speech on the gulf oil disaster may have gone over the heads of many in his audience, according to an analysis of the 18-minute talk released Wednesday.
Tuesday night’s speech from the Oval Office of the White House was written to a 9.8 grade level, said Paul J.J. Payack, president of Global Language Monitor. The Austin, Texas-based company analyzes and catalogues trends in word usage and word choice …

Folk hasn’t said a gawt d@mned thang about the whole Arizona thang, but Folk on this bytch, screaming, fvcking hollering, and wishing somebody, some-fvcking-where will call up the mothership and get these fvcking racist azz fvckers off the d@mned planet and leave the rest of us to fight over other trivial shyt other than skin tone. Like, whether the 8 track should be brought back.
Arizona back at it y’all. D@mned Arizona, Arizona, Ari-fvcking-zona… When y’all going …

One of the things that Folk really hates are fake azz motherfvckers who act differently when they are around different people. You know, people they think are fvcking more important than yo’ azz.

Like seriously. Like Folk was Like traversing the store today and Like there was this feeling of Like a midget leprechaun Like throwing gold coins Like at Folk’s fvcking head. Like repeatedly. And Folk found Folk’s self Like panicking and Like feeling short of breath, Like Folk was going to Like fvcking die! Liketotally!
Folk realized that this ailment was Like the result of this Like annoying azz fvcker who Like was using the word …

…and a few hand grenades, some C4, remote controlled gunnery, IUDs, and an iron man suit for show would make for dead neighbors (which would make Folk happier) ! But the 2nd route would end up with Folk in jail afraid of taking a shower, with some fvcker name Damarcus trying to tickle Folk’s prostate in the shower with his 3rd leg, and that’s why Folk got to get a motherfvcking fence.
If y’all got neighbors y’all …

Sometimes Folk is pressed for time. So Folk decides to do what Folk tries not to do and visit one of those establishments that sells metabolized sugars processed from whales’ sperm and mixed with alien excrement, dipped in a tub of greasy shyt to rub on your bawlz ointment fast food.

But have you ever been in a can you classify this shyt as food fast food restaurant and thought to yourself: “Self.”
“What up yo?”
“Get the fvck out …

Peace Folk. I had to make my guest blogger debut over at your new spot with some sh!t that about knocked my socks off today at the workplace.
Really threw me for a loop. But I shouldn’t be surprised…when budget cuts come knockin’, the knives come out with a quickness.
Backstabbin’ muthafvckas.

Just don’t have the same effect as “You fvcking retarded azzhole!”
Apparently the word “Retarded” is about to become like the fvcking doo-doo bird. Extinct. Our children will refer to it as “The R Word.”
Crazy thing is, Folk was raised by the old folks who referred to those with mental illnesses as “Special”. It was wrong to refer to them as dumb or retarded. I fvcking feel it’s a disgrace to call those who may have …

Where the fvck is Al Gore? Some body go get his azz and bring back the global heating. Man it’s cold as a nakkid azz south pole seal with a nitrogen popsicle stuck in it’s azz. This shyt is crazy. Y’all hear they talking ’bout snow in fvcking Florida?!?! Isn’t that supposed to be the fvcking sunshine state?Now before y’all smart motherfvckers go off, Folk understands that global warming science dictates that one of …