Folk usually has a rule when the lil lady and Folk is out. That rule is “never let the lil lady loose in a video shoppe.” Why? Because the lil lady has this ability to find some of the most fvcked up movies and anime that exist! Not fvcked up from a standpoint of there is no story line or plot, but fvcked up from a twisted, thought provoking, what the fvck just happened, oh …

When you think Hollywood is no longer good for anything other than tidday azz tidday, building explostion, car chase, tidday azz, gun fight, tidday, martial arts fight scene, cleavage shot with full of artificial tidday, car explosion, azz tidday, kiss all thrown on top of a script written by a monkey in the basement of a hanger in Area 51 next to a greylian aliean with anal probes, Hollywood comes through with something like Inception.
This film is layered, complex, …

That’s right! 30 years ago in our own fvcking galaxy the Dark Lord’s vengence was felt upon the fleeting rebels, Luke Skywalker officially began his jedi training, and Folk felt the force rise within!
The long awaited confrontation between Luke and Dark Vader had arisen with the release of The Empire Strikes Back. This iconic image found it’s place upon Folk’s wall.

HURT LOCKER!
What the fvck? Are you kidding me? Seriously? Booooooooo!
I saw the Hurt Locker and… Was it a good movie? It was decent. Would I watch it again? Maybe if it was on HBO or some shyt. Wouldn’t pay money to see it again? Was the acting decent? Yeah, it was believable but… Hell. Folk would have believed the “Blind Side” over Hurt Locker. Really? …

One night I asked my mommy; “Why is God so upset with humanity?” She responded, “because Hollywood keep making these stupid azz movies.”
As the credits begin to roll, the lil lady turned to me just as I turned to her. I instantly knew what was going through her mind. I began to laugh.    …and then: “What the fvck was that?!?”
Ever had that feeling that a movie would fail because the trailers seem to be that d@mned good? I have. If you haven’t, …

BluRay/DVD Review: Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs!
So Folk was a little hesitant about this flick. It just seemed… well… STUPID! Come on! Food falling from the fvcking sky. Who the fvck thinks of this sh!t. Folk thought motherfvckers had come to the end of the animated good idea pool and said fvck it, “Food falls from the sky it will be fvcking awesome. People will love it! Right?” …

So Folk and the lil lady stepped out to check the so called “latest and greatest” from James Cameron. Motherfvckers been hollering ’bout it’s the best thing since the original Star Wars. ‘Bout how James has reached beyond the Titanic!
Now Folk didn’t think that the Titanic was the second coming of theatrics but to compare this sh!t to Star Wars!?! “Heresy!” Folk thought…
So what’s the verdict you may ask. The movie was fvcking awesome! …

Jocks who are afraid of their own shadow, Jerks who turn down breast the size of SUVs. Literally.
Movie Review: Monster VS AliensReese Witherspoon stars in this film as a 50′ $exy azz amazon who could definitely get some if errrr…. Folk was like… well… uhhh…. Sh!t, her big azz couldn’t use Folk as a rabbit in Folk’s wildest sleep deprived dreams.
But what about the movie you ask?
Folk liked it. Aside from …

So what does it mean to be a weak black man in America? Better still, is there an issue in America with women of color? Specifically Angry Azz Women who don’t know how to treat a good man.
See Folk gonna break it down like that. The movie? Diary of a Tired Black Man. This is definitely the movie that Hollywood ain’t gonna make and the movie that every motherfvcker in America should see. …

Emotions are heightened as a result of trying to make sure no one sees me. Wonders if anyone noticed. Slowly I wipe away my fluids in the white paper towel. I discard the towel into the near empty popcorn bag, whose contents were discarded of long time ago. I know the lights will come up soon so I ensure that I’m presentable. I think… “d@mned, never thought I would leave DNA at the …

Movie Review: So we went to see the Transformers… Sort answer: It was okay. Folk liked it. Of course it wasn’t as mind blowing as the first movie. That’s because with the first movie, no one hadn’t seen the Transformers before. So it was freaking mind blowing to see these massive robots transform and do their thing in the real world. Movie two? Seen ‘em do that, etc, etc… …

…and just like always, pu$$y gets in the way of friendship and leads man down the pathway to hell!
Movie Review: Geoffrey Wright’s Macbeth.
The lil lady seems to be able to pick sh!t that Folk would never pick up at the ol’ rental lobby. And this flick… Ahhh, fvck it! Folk will give it a proper review.
Okay, there were these young women dressed up like school girls that represented the witches from the famous tale. …