March 18, 2012 – 1:28 pm | One Comment

Disclaimer: Folk gonna say some shyt that people can’t co-sign on. So go fvck the aliens from Gratiocpusl 12 and let Folk’s words belong to Folk and Folk alone.
::uncovers head and fixes hoodie:: Listen to this…

Nothing perpetuates the fvcking fvcked up stereotypes of the Irish more than St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. The merchandizing, the themes, the movies, etc. Kinda like what goes on in all of modern day mass produced media. …

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Verse

Because poetry is the salve of a hurting soul. The expression of a gleeful heart. And the water for the thirsty spirit.

Music

Metal Mondays to expand your horizons and Timeless Tuesdays to take you back where you need to be

All About Folk

To get to know a person’s soul is to read the words of their hands. …or to find out how crazy a motherf%$#* really is.

Comic Relief

You think the world is fvcked up now? Take comedy out of the mix. Then we’ll see how fvcked up things can get! So laugh b!tch.

Social Commentary

Because Folk got something to say about what the fvck is going on in society in hopes of affecting positive change.

Metal Mondays: Whip that smile off your face!
October 18, 2010 – 9:17 am | One Comment
Metal Mondays:  Whip that smile off your face!

This week’s MM Track is compliments of one of Folk’s readers known as Dirty Red Y’all should check out his spot A Black Man’s View.
Dirty always on some serious funny shyt at his spot. But Dirty’s response to most of the bullshyt that is going on in America and the world is summed up by Dirty’s MM request. We’re not going to fvcking take it! An anthem that propelled Twisted Sister to the …

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Social Commentary: Manic depressive dreams of cotton candy and homicide
October 17, 2010 – 12:04 am | 4 Comments
Social Commentary:  Manic depressive dreams of cotton candy and homicide

::taps mike::
This was very difficult to write. As Folk began Folk’s research the situation of the growing epidemic of child homicide in our inner cities, Folk found Folk’s heart being ripped apart. Take a moment and really take in this picture. Look deeply in the eyes of this child and…
Actual caption: “Even Lil Sis Stays Strapped”
…Folk dropped a tear while… Give Folk a moment.

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Timeless Tusday Track: I find myself watching the time
October 12, 2010 – 6:05 am | 6 Comments
Timeless Tusday Track: I find myself watching the time

This one of them thangs that regardless of age this track this week shows no signs of how old it really is (31 years old). Piano in the Dark still gets heavy rotation in Folk’s iPod.
Brenda Russell been dropping hits on us that will rock us and our children! You dealing with a real artist when their musical compositions in their original context is ageless. You play Piano in the Dark today and you would swear …

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Metal Monday: Can’t wait to get to California
October 11, 2010 – 8:05 pm | One Comment
Metal Monday:  Can’t wait to get to California

One day Folk was riding to work and this joint from Paper Tongues came on and… Oh shyt! Folk loved it! Folk was smitten. This a joint Folk is sure Tha L will enjoy!
Paper Tongues hails from the east coast of North Carolina! The band consists of musicians from various musical backgrounds and it would be serendipity that would lead to a Randy Jackson encounter. The encounter resulted in Randy becoming the band’s …

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Social Commentary: The Pu$$y Color Conundrum
October 10, 2010 – 9:51 am | 3 Comments
Social Commentary:  The Pu$$y Color Conundrum

First off, there are so many places we can go but Folk is going to focus on one small part. Second, what the fvck is a conundrum? Well, according to google a conundrum is defined as so:
co·nun·drum Noun /kəˈnəndrəm/
Synonyms: noun: riddle, puzzle, enigma, mystery
conundrums plural
1: A confusing and difficult problem or question
one of the most difficult conundrums for the experts
2: A question asked for amusement, typically …

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Stop worrying about the wrong thing and rub the tiddays!
October 5, 2010 – 10:18 pm | 10 Comments
Stop worrying about the wrong thing and rub the tiddays!

It’s officially breast cancer awareness month. So Folk changed up the decor round this bytch to remind you fvckers!
Seriously y’all, check yo’ tiddies! Check ‘em! If you don’t wanna check ‘em let yo’ man check ‘em. If you don’t have no man, then ask a friend to check ‘em. If yo’ azz ain’t got no friends, then let some random azz dude that got a college education with a job who look …

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Where’s the comfort in comfort food!?
October 4, 2010 – 6:18 pm | 3 Comments
Where’s the comfort in comfort food!?

So Folk needed some comfort. Comfort food that is. So when there is nothing but comfort food on the mind, there is one particular joint that gets Folks stomach juices going (typically).
Folk parked up front, jumped in the spot, and ordered up! Folk will have that nice burger with the bacon, lettuce, etc, etc, etc… And you motherfvckers better put some fries in that bag as well.
Hit up the serve Folk’s self …

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The fvcker behind the green curtain
September 30, 2010 – 11:14 pm | 12 Comments
The fvcker behind the green curtain

UPDATED: Added BTR: Widget to the right with interview
The reason this shyt has come up again is because Folk is actually going to appear on a fvcking radio show! Can y’all believe that shyt!?!? Little ol’Folky Folk. If y’all haven’t checked out Jazz at her spot, check her out at Why ‘O Why. Check that shyt out tomorrow night at 11 EST.
So who is the fvcker behind the green curtain around this bytch? …

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Three Fvcking Years! Happy Bday to Folk up in the house!!!
September 30, 2010 – 12:03 am | 5 Comments
Three Fvcking Years!  Happy Bday to Folk up in the house!!!

TODAY IS THE OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY OF BLACK FOLKS DONT SWIM! Yes, it has been three years today since BFDS was launched back in 2007. 563 post later and I'm still here, albeit a little changed as a result of the experience (not to mention the alter ego Folk).
563 posts! Over 1800 comments! (638 since April) 2,716 unique visitors since BFDS moved to wordpress back in March from Blogger. And 96,173 page views since BFDS jumped off (13,788 …

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Social Commentary: The Christianity Crack Whore Theory
September 25, 2010 – 9:06 pm | 15 Comments
Social Commentary:  The Christianity Crack Whore Theory

For this commentary to be successful, we must first establish some ground rules as to what this commentary is NOT about. This commentary is NOT a discourse on the existence of or belief of God, gods, various deities, or any nude pixie fairies that tickle scrotums on the fifth full moon of odd number leap years. This commentary is NOT a literary work to establish the grounds for the establishment of one faith over another. This …

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don’t look to the voices from the fog
September 22, 2010 – 12:28 am | 2 Comments
don’t look to the voices from the fog

Gentle whispers from the past sometimes awaken to cause duress
twisted memories in verbal diaries from pages turned their voices confess
quick glances over shoulders to see what is not to be seen
past lifetimes in history these glances can catch one unaware in between
silent siren songs emit from the fog of memories recent and long past
forgotten moments lure for attention, your soul to torture they haunt and grasp
but the strong in mind marches on through the thick clouds of days long …

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Timeless Tuesday Tracks: My, my, my.
September 21, 2010 – 12:30 am | 2 Comments
Timeless Tuesday Tracks:  My, my, my.

You saw this shyt coming if you’ve been keeping up with this series over the last few weeks. Johnny Gill is the last of the New Edition group that had a break out career from the whole.
So this week’s Timeless Tuesday Tracks is dedicated to the “voice” of the group that was brought in to replace the Bad Boy Bobby Brown, when Bobby decided to take his show on the road solo. Johnny was kept …

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