SSC: What got Folk pi$$ed this week? Boehner’s Bytch Barack
Few days ago Slaus posed the fvcking question Why is it wrong for Black people to criticize President Obama?
Honestly Folk don’t give a fvck if it is wrong or not, because Folk got some shyt to say and Folk always say what is on Folk’s fvcking mind.
Granted, Folk has been somewhat quiet about President Obama during his tenure. The President has been spared the same fierceness that Folk spit upon President Bush during his last two years in office. Why? Not because President Obama is Black. Well 1/2 Black. Y’all fvckers forget. President Obama is black as a result of the fvcking American one-drop fvcking rule. It is as if he possess not once of Caucasian ancestry because of his cursed African heritage.
Folk spared President Obama just like Folk was quiet with President W Bush for a few years until Folk just couldn’t take it anymore. President Bush’s incompetence became too much to overlook and now President Obama bytchiness azz moves have become too bytch bytchness to avoid. There’s a certain degree of bytchness that is just beyond typical bytch. A bytchness that, that, that… Awwwww Fvck it!
Folk’s silence has come to a fvcking end. Why? Because President Obama has played his bytch card one too many times.
Many have said that President Obama could by any means live up to the expectations placed upon him by the very people whom elected him. This may be true, but he is still President.
Folk ain’t expecting President Obama to be the fvcking savior of the universe, or the person to stroke Folk’s prostate into ecstasy, neither does Folk expect President Obama to shyt Rainbows and pi$$ Honey Rum. But Folk does expect the President to be the fvcking President and stop acting like a bytch azz bytch!
President Obama, you’re the fvcking President. You want to deliver your speech on fvcking Wednesday night. You fvcking deliver your speech. You fvcking want to meet with fvckers in your office on Monday. You fvcking call them fvckers out!
Listen President Obama. Get your fvcking thumb out your azz and act Presidential. Senator Boehner has called in your pu$$y card and you gladly have obliged time after time, running like a $50.00 crack whore that dresses well but only wants your political crack fix. So you’re willing to do anything long time in order to get another political fix.
Have you forgotten that the American people loved your swagger. Your position of power. Your appearance to be in control and to take control. But you’ve proved to be nothing more than hallucination after eating wild mushrooms in the corn fields of Iowa bucked azz nekkid with a rabbit tail stuffed your one’s azz, with said rabbit attached alive and wanting more carrots to eat.
The American people have become disillusioned in what DC represents and unfortunately President Obama, of late you represent what the average American dislikes about it most. Fake azz political maneuvers at the expense of the average person in order to solicit and manipulate votes of the simple minded who can only comprehend news bites from the nightly talking pundits.
What’s worse is the American populace has a whole have become brainless sheep thats being fvcked by both parties. And Senator Boehner is first up in the train line.
Oh! Happy Labor Day Fvckers. Well, those of you still fortunate to be in the broke azz broke labor pool that is leaking jobs (firing motherfvckers) daily. Go celebrate that shyt while you wait till Thursday for President Obama speech on how he believe the government should solve the labor problem. If Boehner don’t cancel that shyt.
…and that’s what got Folk all pi$$ed this week. What say you? Bytch!
::kicks over mic and pi$$es on podium::
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