So it’s Valentine’s Day ladies. So the fvck what? Because Motherfvckers being judged based on the materialistic interpretation of their capitalistic value?

Ladies, if you give a d@mned about Valentine’s day then your relationship may be in serious trouble or you have a capitalistic psychological disease that needs to be seriously checked!

Here we go!

7: You are only playing into the capitalistic bullyshyt put out by corporations that makes their yearly profits on Valentine’s day! Valentine’s day ain’t for you ladies. It’s about some rich corporate fvck who is playing on your romantic fantasies in order to buy a new private jet prostitute and a diamond encrusted butt plug for the mother-in-law.

6: Chances are your man only really shows you affection on “Valentine’s Day.” If this is the case and you’re okay with it, then fvck the rest of the list and go back to washing his nasty azz drawls and licking his salty musty balls.

5: If your man only gives you flowers on “Valentine’s Day” then your man don’t give a fvck about you! Most American men fall into this category. The only other time you will see flowers from a man is if those fvckers have done some shyt wrong and that’s their fvcked way of saying “I’m sorry” without actually saying “I’m Sorry.” So basically if your man falls into this category, he’s mentally saying “I’m a fvcking sorry azz man that you need to leave but don’t want you to leave so please accept these flowers for Valentine’s day in apology for my dealing with my sorry azz. Now give me some pu$$y.”

4: Your man only gives a fvck about Valentine’s day because you do! Your man knows that this day is important because you make it important. If there wasn’t any pressure to “man up” this one time a day. It is also possible that you only use your man to make yourself seem more important than you really are to the other women around you based on the “display” (read size) of the dowery given to you by your man. There’s even that rare case that you’ve told him what you want to ensure you get what you need to “appear” important to your man and others.

3: You and your “perceived” relationship is in serious trouble if you base your feelings on what your man gives you for Valentine’s Day. If your relationship is based on what you get, then you need to get the fvck out of the relationship. Fvcking hypocrite.

2: You are reinforcing the idea that your pu$$y is for sale by placing so much importance on Valentine’s day So how much is your pu$$y worth? The cost of a dozen roses purchased road size on the way home? Yo’ azz is cheaper than a street hooker if that’s the case. Do you really want to advertise to you man that “you need to stay with me because ultimately my pu$$y is cheaper and cleaner than what you can get on the street”?

1: Do you really value your self worth based on if another needy motherfvcker buys you some shyt one (maybe three) times a year? If you’re really in a relationship, your man should know your worth to him by showing you love throughout the fvcking year. Not just one, two, three times a year. If your man ain’t never gave you flowers on July 27th (just because) then drop you man. He ain’t your man and only willing to give you the minimum to keep your pussy and other “services” around.