If you’re watching the debates (as in right now, like now, now. Not then now but now now which is not then when you’ll be reading this but now). You get the point. Folk want to know, “who the fvck is Joe the Plumber?” Who is this fvcking Joe they keep talking about. Folk hasn’t heard about this motherfvcker and is he such a good plumber that two Presidential candidates will throw his name out there like that?
Folk found Joe’s website and from what Folk could determine, Joe doesn’t have any political ties. However, Joe claims to be the “Friendliest Plumber in Town.” How did Joe get this fvcking title. Who is Joe a friend to? Is Joe fvcking peoples wives? Or is it that Joe the Plumber specialize in cleaning pipes. {blink… blink}
Then there is this blah blah blah blah about investing in the American people…. And investing in education and college…. blah blah blah… How can a broke country in debt invest in anything?
Folk kinda confused about this. But let us examine what these fvcks have just laid out to us about Joe:
Joe, the friendliest plumber in town, needs to be invested in by the government that takes money from Joe. The government takes additional money from Joe to invest in Joe’s kids education. Government takes more money from Joe in order to prop up the economy to ensure that the roads are paved for Joe to drive on to get to work to pay the government that pays for investments into Joe’s fvcked life.
Joe takes on second job and is no longer friendly to Joe’s customers because Joe is too tired to do sh!t other than work because the government keeps taking money from Joe because the government needs money to exists and to pay for Joe’s investments which has to be overseen by managers to ensure that Joe’s money is being invested properly, so the government hires friends and pays them with Joe’s money to make sure Joe’s money is being spent fairly.
Joe’s wife fvcks Joe’s best friend who has no job but get’s paid by the government with Joe’s money. Joe’s wife, who feels neglected and lonely because Joe is never home, also works to help Joe pay the taxes Joe pays in order to keep food on the table, heat in the house, and shoes on the kids feet. Joe’s daughter, who no longer see Joe because Joe is working his azz off and no longer friendly, becomes pregnant by Joe’s best friends son because she feels neglected by her father Joe. The government pays Joe’s daughter welfare in order to ensure that Joe’s grandchild is properly taken care of and because of added burden, increases the taxes on Joe.
Joe takes on a third job and no longer eats or sleep. Joe’s son has no clue what being a man is because Joe only works and drinks to take the edge off. To deal with the void that is left because Joe is too tired to be a father, Joe’s son becomes an outcast and drug abuser and is taken into state custody because the government deems that Joe is unfit as a parent because Joe is never home in order to pay the government that says he’s unfit to parent because Joe can’t do sh!t but work because of the amount of money Joe owes the government that oversees Joe’s investments.
“Joe the plumber is fvcked!” and so is Joe’s customers because Joe is having a fvcking bad day, every fvcking day! D@mned Joe. Folk would hate to be Joe… wait… In Obama’s, McCain’s, and the Government’s worlds we are Joe. D@mned. Get out the Crisco. At least Joe is in the proper position. And to both of these fvckers who argued with each other tonight about Joe (have your assistants write this sh!t down). FOLK’S NAME AIN’T JOE!
Now that’s Real Talk!
How you feel about tonight’s debates? Joe, speak up!
[image from www.JoethePlumber.com]
