Seymour and friends trying to kill our azz and we don’t even know. it! L booggie crazy azz reviewed this mentally fvcked movie at her place, Blackrageous. So like a crazy groupie, Folk rent this ish on iTunes and…

Folk is fvcked. Folk scared of Folk’s hibiscus that Folk almost killed from over watering. Folk scared of the d@mned grass that Folk stepped on one too many times trying to put in a fake azz water feature.  Folk is just fvcking scared!  This ish dun took Folk on a mental twisted journey tied, gagged, bound with a green dildo duct taped to Folks head.  This flick has left Folk feeling like a squirrel in an open field after a cold long winter and the hawks are hungry.  Yup, Folk officially mentally fvcked.  Folk needs his pills and psychiatrist.

So if you want to watch a movie that will have your azz scared to go outside, have you diving into moving vehicles and freak the fvck out when the leaves rustle, or run from the wind like a skinny guy in heels, lip stick, and cheer leader outfit just condemned to life in a maximum security prison running from a guy named “Big Willie”, then watch this ish. Be prepared to have you a back up flick to cleanse your mental palette of the twisted sick spin on natural cleansing. In Folk’s case that would be CSI.

It’s a good movie. It’s a fvck you in the head movie. It’s a what the fvck is going on movie. It’s a why are we still watching this ish that will keep my azz up all night movie. It’s a Jesus can’t save me from this wicked sh!t movie because JC in the corner with the Holy Spirit saying “That’s some crazy azz sh!t right there.  Even Daddy wouldn’t have thought of that sh!t” kinda movie.  It’s a crazy azz twist unlike anything you’ve seen this year. And since The L fvcked my mental up with this crazy sh!t, I challenge her to watch The Village if she hasn’t seen that sh!t.  Hell, Folk might need to put her azz on a blogger “time out!”  Go to your d@mned corner L and stay there!

The Happening, gets the four finger plus thumb pause. You got to be mentally ready for this ish. This was the summer thriller sleeper and will keep your azz from going to sleep. Fvck you L.