Smelling A$$, texting azz Death, and running for cover!
Vice Presidential debate was sponsored by Zoloft. A real snooze feast. There was a lot of posturing as if two unfamiliar dogs has walked up on each other and was trying to feel each other out by sniffing each other’s azz. There was some growling and cautions… but… Nothing new. No new information. Nothing to change Folk’s mind or direction.
Truth of the matter, Folk is not voting for a Presidential candidate that appeared in last nights debate. Folk is actually voting for the Vice Presidential candidate that will become President soon after the Presidential election.
Folk saw Death chillin’ in the audience on the back row behind “ain’t got no card to read” brother man, texting on the Black Berry Curve staying close to McCain and Obama.
The job of President is stressful and very demanding. In these economic times with the threat of continuing war, McCain’s ticker ain’t gonna make it. Folk betting McCain wouldn’t make it a full term. McCain would be 77 if he survived the entire term length, which Folk is betting ain’t gonna happen. Hell, the way McCain was shuffling around the stage, I thought that motherfvcker was going to need a stroller before it was over.
As for Obama? Well, we know that the first
black African American President gonna get shot. [blink] [blink] What? Ya’ll think that Folk believes that “race” doesn’t matter in this race. Obama ain’t playing basketball and working out for kicks and giggles. That motherfvcker got to be fast on his feet to duck and cover when gun fire is put out by Folk’s confederate caucasian cousins that ain’t feeling this “united” sh!t! Those fvckers are going to come out in droves to vote to keep one of those Naggers out of office.
But if Obama just happens to get in office…. Well, my confederate caucasian cousins, joe “busta black azz” bob and johnny “jack naggers up” james, ain’t gonna put up with a negro as President. Ain’t no fvcking way. So Obama got to put on some extra muscle weight and a nice fat layer in case he get hit seriously and got to lay still in the hospital for a second to recover. Obama better be on that muscle milk and GNC multi-vitamin brother gonna get shot daily package.
So Folk voting for Biden. Yup! That’s how Folk sees it. That’s how Folk playing it. That’s how Folk voting. So, how ya’ll see it or playing this
Vice Presidential Election?
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