Let the Lying begin!
Written by guest contributor: Folk. From the blog Blacks Folks Don’t Swim
Folk likes to be lied to. Folk likes to be told that Folk is better off than Folk is. Folk likes to be told Folk is one of the most handsomest people in the world. Folk loves to be told that Folk is the best, the richest, the best off, and no one in the world can compare to how well Folk has it in the good ol’ United States of America!
Folk blogged once about choosing who lies to me the least. Now that time is upon Folk and the American people. So, get out the lie detectors. Get out the Bullsh!t monitors. Get your rear ends lubed properly, strap in, and get ready for the American Presidential Fvck Americans Debates! Here’s the scoop on the schedule
Folk is afraid that Folk and Folk’s American compatriots have been fvcked so good and hard by Bush that the Bullsh!t meter may be broke and the ability to read the “He fvcking lying” results my be impaired.
Presidential hopefuls McCain and Obama announce the Presidential and Vice President debate formats and schedule. Writers have pencils sharpened to prepare the correct questions and campaigns are pulling out wallets to pay off their “plants” in the audience. Corporate B!tches are locking down the internet to ensure only the “right” (oh Folk apologizes)… Folk meant to say, only the most proper questions get through on the internet. So get ready M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I crooked letter crooked fvcking letter “I” You’re first up for the Presidential Lying Face Off!
Folk’s call is McCain is going to lie to us raw and hard with force, while Obama is going to lie to us like a P-I-M-P! Obama is going to make us believe his lies while MCain is going to make us wonder if he is lying or not, making us wonder if McCain really believes his sh!t don’t stink.
Or do you believe that the debates are a candidates heart felt truthful ideologies and answers? Nah, it’s no way an intelligent reader of OHN believe what politicians dish is 100% raw truth.
Or do you? Speak.
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