Disclaimer: Folk gonna say some shyt that people can’t co-sign on. So go fvck the aliens from Gratiocpusl 12 and let Folk’s words belong to Folk and Folk alone.
::uncovers head and fixes hoodie:: Listen to this…
Nothing perpetuates the fvcking fvcked up stereotypes of the Irish more than St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. The merchandizing, the themes, the movies, etc. Kinda like what goes on in all of modern day mass produced media. …
Read the full story »Because poetry is the salve of a hurting soul. The expression of a gleeful heart. And the water for the thirsty spirit.
Metal Mondays to expand your horizons and Timeless Tuesdays to take you back where you need to be
To get to know a person’s soul is to read the words of their hands. …or to find out how crazy a motherf%$#* really is.
You think the world is fvcked up now? Take comedy out of the mix. Then we’ll see how fvcked up things can get! So laugh b!tch.
Because Folk got something to say about what the fvck is going on in society in hopes of affecting positive change.
Disclaimer: Folk gonna say some shyt that people can’t co-sign on. So go fvck the aliens from Gratiocpusl 12 and let Folk’s words belong to Folk and Folk alone.
::uncovers head and fixes hoodie:: Listen to this…
Nothing perpetuates the fvcking fvcked up stereotypes of the Irish more than St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. The merchandizing, the themes, the movies, etc. Kinda like what goes on in all of modern day mass produced media. There is money dem stereotypes doncha know?!?!?
But let’s get straight to the facts or the non-facts of this gentleman’s theory.
First off homie, are those Mardi Gras beads hanging in the early model Honda Accord in yo’ driveway? Then there is the question of the 5-6 water bowls in the back yard but only one dog house. There’s some overcrowding going on, maybe Folk should reach out to the animal shelter… Don’t know just saying.
There’s also this issue of home maintenance that Folk just so happens to notice. Hommie, you need to replace that window shutter on your second floor. Shyts falling to pieces and shyt. Looks bad. And is that a dining room fvcking chair that you got outside? Really hommie? Really? Keep that shyt up with the dogs and the fvcked up home maintenance and somebody may think you’re black.
Seriously though, Folk likes you playa. You seem to have a chip or two on your shoulder. You seem to have a conspiracy theory in mind and Folk loves conspiracies. But you may wanna check that spot on on your left shoulder bro. Skin cancer is a motherfvcker!
Let’s cut through the bullshyt and get to the heart of this shyt!
Crazy thing is Saint Patrick wasn’t Irish! Or born Christian. Motherfvcker had a really bad and terrible live that ultimately led him to being a Christian. …but most of the tales about Saint Patrick are just that. Tales.
Oh’ the luck of the Irish! Hope you weren’t referring to the fvcking country Ireland. What sort of luck is it that brings about 1,000 years of countless invasions, colonization, exploitation, starvation and mass emigration? Shyt, in some cases it was better to be a fvcking black slave in the north verses being Irish. Check that shyt! …but like all things, Americans can always put a positive spin on everything, including the benefits of slavery.
The phrase The Luck of the Irish was coined right here in good ol United States of America. Home of Capitalism where money reigns as President, Judge, Jury, and Prostate Examiner. During the gold and silver rush, many of the most famous and successful miners were of Irish decent. Thus, “The Luck of the Irish!” But how fvcked up is that?!?!? Only luck helped these Irish find their dreams? So there was no intellectual science involved that assisted with these Irish ability to discover these spoils of the earth? Yup, this too was a form of skepticism and racism against the Irish in early colonial America. The Irish didn’t have much, no smarts, brains, or sense, but they do have luck! ..ain’t that some shyt!
Then there are the Leprechauns. The cute lil’white men with directions to a pot of fvcking gold at the end of the rainbow. Uhhhhh…. Folk hate to spoil the shyt for you but traditionally Leprechauns were some mean sons of bythes that were grumpy, alcoholic, insufferable lil’ elves. Fvckers were slaves “workers” for Irish fairies. And yes, these lil pissed off fvckers (who wouldn’t be pissed off working for pretty azz fairies but couldn’t have relations with ‘em, azz all in their face with pretty azz feets and toes and you can’t even touch the tip of the magical toe nail with the tip of yo’ tongue! Oh the suffering!!!! …where was Folk? OH yeah, these fvckers did indeed guard their treasure and rainbows would reveal the location of “their” treasure according to folk lore. Whouldn’t you be pissed if some fvcker came wandering up in your house unannounced talking about give me the money? Sounds like robbery to Folk!
And since we’re talking about these lil fvckers, Folk want to hip you to that you may not be aware of… Leprechauns are black and can be found in Mobile Alabama!
Opinion? Comment. Fvcked up St Patty’s Day activity to report? Comment. Fvcking clicked on this link to see what was here? Comment.
::places hoodie back over head and walks out::
What a crazy week politically and weather wise. First a moment of silence for all those who lost loved ones and friends during the weather outbreak this past week. Amazingly tragic.
Now onto the beast mode beastiality accusations of the fact women in America don’t have the right to choose contraceptives from employers of “faith.”
So we have this federal judge who proclaims they are not racist even though this is the email in question that was …
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Folk is a motherfvcking Apple fanboy. Believer at the temple of silver apple. Church of the illustrious innerfaith tabernacle of Macintology where the esteem bishop Tim Cook presides and delivers the inspirational word of Steve Jobs. Hallelujah! Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah! …
We shall overcome.
We shall overcome.
We shall overcome some day.
Deep in my heart I do believe
we shall overcome some day.
Thousands, shyt maybe millions, of people will fill the streets today and tomorrow, join hands, sing in unison, cry tears of joy, and truly believe deep in their hearts that not only that we shall overcome but for the most part we have.
We are Americans! We are bred to believe in the American Dream! The great Pie in the …
Folk is back bytchs! P!ssed and ready for 2012! All cloaked up and shyt and coming to you as the Great Folkadamus!
You may be saying, “Great Folkadamus! It isn’t 2012! So why o’why o’why are you besieging us with this prophecy before the great day of turn?!?”
Silence you imbecile who believes the world revolves around the great metropolis of New York City, New York, USofA! It is indeed the dawning of a …
i ache. there is pain but i want to ignore it. i know that the darkness that dwells within i have to let go. it is that chasm that dwells within that i fear to traverse. and to speak of the fear that has covered my being. it is cold. it is strange. odd. unusual place for me to be. i’ve become in short the thing that i’ve always feared. …
Read the rest »I tear at my soul with razors of words
Demons cheer despite the horror that they’ve heard
Spew from within my mind to torture my soul
Bloodied, beat, heavy, no longer whole
It isn’t because I hate myself I just want to feel
Guilt keeps love at bay so I hurt myself with no chance to heal
The cycle spins and the torment churns
Until a the vicious tornadic cycle consumes and burns
My flesh and my will that is desperately in need of touch
But I recoil …
I aspire to be great but I am held by my own bounds of self ridicule, self doubt, ignorance mixed with a touch of arrogance, and fear.
Fear you question? Fear of not living up to my own expectations and those of others. Fear of wrong choices and decisions. Fear of failure and of success. Fear of disappointing the ones that love me.
My moves sometimes appear impulsive but late nights with no sleep, showers filled with …
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::kicks azzhole out of pulpit, opens Bible, prepares notes, and drinks a sip of water::
Folk’s fellow parishioners of the inner-web, The sun has set upon the atrocity of the military’s code of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” (DADT). The code that allowed …
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Pardon, Folk Dr. King.
::steps in front of mic::
Folk joins y’all today all late and shyt on a day that will be passed over in history as another motherfvcker ranting on …
Dis-fvcking-claimer: This shyt Folk saying is possibly offensive to a whole lot of motherfvckers and therefore a motherfvcker got to let y’all know that Folk high off sniffing his own shyt and his shyt does not represent the feelings, opinions, or beliefs of this website, the hosting company, or any advertisers. Got it? Then go pull your pubes and read this shyt.
::snatches bullhorn:: Bytch!
What Folk mad about this week. Fvcking 9-fvck-11 media …
Few days ago Slaus posed the fvcking question Why is it wrong for Black people to criticize President Obama?
Honestly Folk don’t give a fvck if it is wrong or not, because Folk got some shyt to say and Folk always say what is on Folk’s fvcking mind.
Granted, Folk has been somewhat quiet about President Obama during his tenure. The President has been spared the same fierceness that Folk spit upon President Bush during his last two years in …
Disclaimer: Folk ain’t shyt for the shyt that spews from Folk’s fvcking fvcked mouth. Folk words are that of Folk’s and do not represent the feelings, opinions, or beliefs of anyone here, at this site, or on the freaking innernet! Pasty fairies that live behind Folk’s bawlz have also submitted documentation that they don’t fvcking believe a fvcking word from Folk’s lips ither.
::rubs mic lovingly. flips switch to turn off the lights. …